Mumps, Scabies and pooing on heads

Bonnie and I had an interesting conversation on FB chat tonight.

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Bonnie

phtoooooey

Rebecca:

LOSER

YOU ARE SITTING NEXT TO ME

the one time I am at your house you IM me

Bonnie

HAHAHAHAAHAH

10:33pm

Rebecca

but you never answer when I IM you

LAME

10:34pm

Bonnie

Yes I do...what are you talkin bout, guh?

10:51pm

Bonnie

you are very mumpy.

10:51pm

Rebecca

not as mumpy as your mumpy bum

you mumpy mumper

10:51pm

Bonnie

mumpety mump mump

10:52pm

Rebecca

I wanna hump your mumpety mump mump

10:52pm

Bonnie

excuse mump??

10:52pm

Rebecca

yo rump is mumpety mumpin

10:53pm

Bonnie

I'm mump stumped.

10:53pm

Rebecca

I'm sure you would like a stump to mump you

10:54pm

Bonnie

wha? to hump-mump me? I'll bet you'd like the mump in the mump-lump.

10:55pm

Rebecca

I'd like to hump your mump lump you mumpety piece of rump.

10:56pm

Bonnie

Let me bump my mumpy rump to your mumpety-hup stump.

*hump

*hump-stump

*disco-stick

10:57pm

Rebecca

I want your disco stick to humpety hump my mumpety mump mump

10:58pm

Bonnie

maybe you should type that to whats his face

10:58pm

Rebecca

maybe I should

then we could humpety hump with our mumpety mumps all rumpity night long

10:59pm

Bonnie

maybe you should, you MotherFump mump.

11:00pm

Rebecca

don't bring your mother into this you mumpy daughter

11:02pm

Bonnie

let's use another funny word: doiley

doily

11:03pm

Rebecca

do you wanna doily me in the doily-er

11:10pm

Bonnie

what about "scabies?"

11:10pm

Rebecca

like.... you scabies ridden babies eating scabier

11:11pm

Bonnie

eeeeww

11:11pm

Rebecca

well what did you expect??? scabies is a weird word

Bonnie

eeeeww

11:11pm

Rebecca

well what did you expect??? scabies is a weird word

11:11pm

Bonnie

use the words "and then she pooped on its head" in a sentence.

11:13pm

Bonnie

come up with a story that ends with that.

11:13pm

Rebecca

okay fine

11:13pm

Bonnie

FINE

11:13pm

Rebecca

one day there was this girl. Her name was Prunella.

11:14pm

Bonnie

ew

juicy fruit?

11:14pm

Rebecca

She met this bird who became her best friend.

They hung out everyday, and he called her Pruny.

11:14pm

Bonnie

ehurh

aww

11:14pm

Rebecca

She hated being called Pruny.

11:14pm

Bonnie

naturally

11:14pm

Rebecca

So one day she decided she was going to get him back.

11:14pm

Bonnie

whu oh

11:14pm

Rebecca

And then she pooped on his head. And started calling him Poopy.

11:15pm

Bonnie

preach it sista!

11:15pm

Rebecca

Everybody made fun of him.

And nobody ever called her Pruny again.

11:15pm

Bonnie

that is a gross story. "Pooped on his head?" that is crude.

11:15pm

Rebecca

Fin.

11:15pm

Bonnie

Ah! And the moral of the story is...?

11:15pm

Rebecca

you suggested it you crude mumpety mump

the moral is that you shouldn't give people nicknames they don't like

11:16pm

Bonnie

You are a Mump-Muppet/

a Mumpet!

11:17pm

Rebecca

YOU WISH YOU WERE A MUMPET

Muppets are cool

ones that are mumpy are awesomer

11:17pm

Bonnie

what does a mumpy muppet look like, I wonder?

11:17pm

Rebecca

like YO FAVE

oops

FACE

11:18pm

Bonnie

my fave? my favorite what?

11:18pm

Rebecca

I DON'T KNOW

I can't see

I AM CRYING

because you called me a MUMPET

I am NOT A STRUMPET

ooooh....a MUMPET STRUMPET

11:19pm

Bonnie

A STRUMUMUPPET?

11:20pm

Rebecca

MISS PIGGY

if she got mumps she would be a mumpet strumpet

11:20pm

Bonnie

indeed

very mumpy

11:20pm

Rebecca

and very.... strumpy?

11:21pm

Bonnie

what about Stumpy?

11:22pm

Rebecca

BUT IT ISN'T THE SAME AS BEING STRUMPY

11:22pm

Bonnie

stay on hold...i am getting a pic for you...so stay on hold

11:22pm

Rebecca

okay

Bonnie

http://s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm212/bew409/?action=view&current=kermit_the_frog12379633021.jpg

11:28pm

Rebecca

A MUMPET

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We are strange.